Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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