I'm really into asian looking animals
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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