I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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