I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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