To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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