is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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