bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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