I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
OPIZZABONMYDICK
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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