After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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