i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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