im gay
i know
yea but for you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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