Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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