i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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