A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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