Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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