How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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