How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
