remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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