Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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