i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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