have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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