He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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