Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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