Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Can I color on your dick again?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
