Dual....:-)
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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