What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
