even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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