where am i from again
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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