im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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