ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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