So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
please come you make the beer taste better
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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