Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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