I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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