ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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