Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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