it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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