doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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