But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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