So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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