What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Girls should come with a carfax report
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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