it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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