the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i think im in europe. pls send help
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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