Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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