But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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