Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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