No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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