I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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