I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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