btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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