i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
this is an emotional support booty call
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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