Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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