i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude i'm inner monologue high
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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