I think I am morally bankrupt
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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