How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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