it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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