is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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