some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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